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Tue, 30 May 2006 08:38:44 GMT

hey,

Howz everyone, i am in bahrain so if anyone comes to bahrain just let me know my number is 39066926. Is anyone planning to come?!?!

dush

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Wed, 04 May 2005 20:06:33 GMT

How is everyone doing. I finished my exams and i am going to bahrain on friday. I know most of u won't be there till like june, tell me when u guys will be there and we can meet up.

What else, i have a driving license now but i don't know if i can drive in baharain with it.

Good luck in ur exams even though i know u don't need it. Well call me when u comeback!!

Later

Dush.!!

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 17:16:49 GMT

Hello,

How ya'll doin. I heard a complaint from Rishi that people do not know what i am doing so i just wanted to say a few words.

First off (if u haven't figured it already) i am alive and ... dragin life with me. University is getting tough, weather is unpredictable. I have overspend i realised that when i checked my bank account second time in the semester the first time was when i came here. It is basically because i have lended something around 2000 dollars to people.

Besides that i passed my written exam for driving (first time full marks) now all i have to do is get a car and give the test (unlike Bharain u don't need a certain number of driving lessons before u can give thwe test here). My parents have strongly told me not to take a driving test there till i pass "there" test.

What else i tried weed for the first time here, it was a "happy expereince".
We are playing holi after 2 weeks of the actual festival beacuse of the weather, with colours and all. I haven't played holi in like 7 years.

Well ASIMOV came here and it was a educatig expereince.

That's it from my end, because i know very few people would have even worried about readin eveything.

Can someone tell me how to post pictures.

DUSH!!

Monday, December 13, 2004

Mon, 13 Dec 2004 03:22:40 GMT

Sup niggers,

I am landing on 17 morning better be there on the airport with flowers and red carpet. My birthday is on 19 so lets go to Seef or something, i open to suggestions. Some of you will already be there so better practice your driving skills before coming to pick me up.!!

See ya later.

I.C.

Friday, November 19, 2004

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 15:13:31 GMT

Starting of our fashion show

These are some of the people:

They called me for a photo and the camera clicked before time i guess.

I will add on more pictures when i get them.

See ya later.

I.C.

Monday, November 15, 2004

Mon, 15 Nov 2004 15:42:07 GMT

Sup long time. I was kind of busy for the time. We had the Diwali show last Saturday and we rocked the stage. Everyone loved the fashion show, i will be posting pictures as soon as i get them. And the wishes: happy diwali, eid mubarak and happy new year.

Seea later.

I.C.

Thursday, October 28, 2004

Thu, 28 Oct 2004 16:42:03 GMT

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"

A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.
When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.

"What did you do that for?" he asked her.

"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.
[SHE MUST BE BLONDE LOL}}}}}}

One day a blonde went into a department store.
She said to the owner, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The owner replies, "No, you're a blonde".

Next day the blonde comes into the same shop with black hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The shop keeper says "No, you're a blonde."

Next day the blonde comes in with pink hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The owner says, "No, you're a blonde."

Then the blonde goes, "How do you know I'm blonde?"

He replies, "Because it's a microwave."

The first sardar joke

A sardar is in need of a wrist watch. He goes to a shop and buys one and leaves. Then the time is exactly 5 min. to 12. After some time he comes running to the shop. This time he has a complaint.
The shopkeeper asks
"Sir what's wrong with this piece."
Sardar:" When I bought this it had 2 needles.
Now it has only one. I need a replacement."
(then the time is 12)
The shopkeeper is shocked. He has no words to explain.
" Sir r u alright" he asks.
'Yes' says sardar.
Shopkeeper:"Can u plz wait for 5 min."

After 5 min.

Shopkeeper:"Sir can u check the watch now"
sardar:" Ab is mein do kahan se aagaye?"

from then sardars have the curse "are barah baj gaya kya re"

Something for Rishi

Joke 1

A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead.
"Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"

At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead.
"Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?"
"Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse.

Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. "Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?"
"OH MY GOODNESS!" replies the nurse.

Joke 2

Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"
Nurse: "No. Is it missing?"

Joke 3

"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

Joke 4

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

Joke 5

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."

Joke 6

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Joke 7

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.

"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.

"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.

"10..." says the doctor.

"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.

"10...9...8...7..."

Joke 8

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

Joke 9

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"

Joke 10

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

Joke 11

A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't wake him -- do something."

The vet lays the dog on the examination table and after a few simple tests he says, "I'm sorry, I don't feel a pulse, I'm afraid your dog is dead".

The lady can't accept this and says, "No, no, he can't be dead -- do something else."

The vet goes into the other room, and comes back with a little cat. The cat jumps up on the table and starts sniffing the dog from head to toe. It sniffs and sniffs up and down the dog, then all of a sudden just stops and jumps off the table and leaves. "Well, that confirms it," the vet says, "your dog is dead."

The lady is very upset but finally settles down. "Okay, I guess you're right. How much do I owe you?" The vet says, "That will be $340."

The lady has a fit and asks, "Why is it so much? After all the vet didn't do anything for the dog."

"Well", the vet replied, "it's $40 for the office visit and $300 for the CAT SCAN!"

Joke 12

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies "Not BAAAAD!"

Joke 13

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God answered, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and died immediately.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

And something extra:

Joke 14

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."

"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

Did u have fun!!

I.C.

Saturday, October 23, 2004

Sat, 23 Oct 2004 20:36:15 GMT

i found out something new today 'hackers' are supposed to be the good guys.

I learned that in professional computer terminology hacker means a person interested in investigating a program for non malicious reasons. And the world's greatest hackers are people from MIT, Stanford and Berkely (these are universities in USA for those of you who don't know). I don't know if you guys know about Bell labs and UNIX, but anyway the dudes who invented UNIX are considered as the biggest hackers in the computer industry, because they changed a program to make it more effecient.

People who we call as hackers are actually known as crackers and by many different names depending on their knowldege and intensions.

That must be an interesting lesson, unless i just bored you guys. Do i care? Yes i do.

I.C.

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Thu, 07 Oct 2004 14:15:22 GMT

It's been a long time i did not have much to update but now i probably do.

Near dorm there are these slides and other things like that and a lot of times i saw very young kids playing in it. Every time i saw them i wanted to go and play as well but normally i had to go somewhere so couldn't play there. Today in the morning when i was coming back from my class, i saw some kids playing there as well. Suddenly my brain started function out of the paranormals of the universe, i realised that these kids could be in a daycare center. I realised that either i am too stupid too have realised this earlier ( i have been here like a month and a half now) or i was too intrigued to play that i never tried to resolve the situation.

I have also realised that I am not homosexual (maybe), but rather bisexual.

Anyway any of you found any one special yet.

I have met this guy, who is taking computer science. He is an Indian and he has a 96.5% match to Rishi, he looks almost exactly like him except he is taller. But anyway so he is kind of in my list, then there is this other guy in my economics class he sits in front of me, he is really hot!!.

So, how is everyone doing.

I.C.

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Sun, 03 Oct 2004 14:23:55 GMT

How is everyone, noooo faaiza u don't have to tell me every single detail of your life just are u fine or not.

Life is getting cold here, we have hit 0 degrees and will go below 0 next week. How i weather in U.K. rainy? "Water Water everywhere not a drop to drink."

I guess that's it.

I.C.